She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
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do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
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