Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
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My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
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