Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
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I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
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I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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