Kiss
Puke
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
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The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
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Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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