Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
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The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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