She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
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Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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