I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
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just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
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Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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