Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
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I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
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