would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
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So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
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He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
I think my moral compass just broke
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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