I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
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I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
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The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
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