Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
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It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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