My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
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How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
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The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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