She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
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I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
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Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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