ya dads aren't the best wingmen
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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