Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
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i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
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Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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