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No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
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found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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