I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
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I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
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Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
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