I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
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Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
there is puke in my bra ... again
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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