Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
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Happy birthday, you long dick monster
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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