Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
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Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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