It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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