tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
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Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
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On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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