I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
That accounts for only three of the penises
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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