im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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