I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
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My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
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This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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