your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
People in love make me want to vomit
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
should my penis look like a turkey
this will be a night to untag.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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