Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
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You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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