Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Even my vagina gasped.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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