end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
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He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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