sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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