I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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