We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
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Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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