I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
I could have mohawked her pubes.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
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they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
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Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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