Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
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My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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