Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
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LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
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