being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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