I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
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I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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