She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
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So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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