Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
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I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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