I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
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Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
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My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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