so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
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chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
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You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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