thus making me awesome and them whores
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
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I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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