No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
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This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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