What should our trivia night team be named?
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the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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