You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
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in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
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Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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