wat bout pragnant strippers??
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
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She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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