Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
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Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
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He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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