My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
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She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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