after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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