youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
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I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
We’re leaving where are you
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